Everyday I hear a mouse in my house and to cope I yell at it

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

bonaventure-:

one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

My father said it called my mother to it. I never saw her again.

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying