pleatedjeans:

someone please go frisbee with this guy.

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

“Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.”

Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting (via kushandwizdom)

26daysofaugust:

Australian news at its finest

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

:3 it’s PB and Marcy

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

chaunc8907:

musings-of-terra:

ghostcharms:

bribryontour:

This should be a book for kids.

Omg that’s what I was gonna say.

Seriously though, make this a children’s book and I will buy it and save it for the future.

Rebloggin this again

vosska:

pricklylegs:

Any last words…

actual footage of the skeleton war